In the past 20 years, data shows that the popularity of anal sex between heterosexual couples has skyrocketed. Between 1990 and 1991, only 1 out of every 10 adolescents reported trying anal sex. Butt by the year 2011 to 2012, this rose to 1 in every 4 men and 1 in every 5 women surveyed. Ass this exciting new world of sexual freedom develops, it’s safe to say that women are being liberated, ass they can now admit they have buttholes just like everyone else.

“At first when I thought about women having buttholes, I was like, ew” states research participant Drew Falmer. “Then I realized, oh wait, I could put my dick in there.” Drew’s feminist awakening that women indeed have buttholes is common among Millennial and Gen Z heterosexual men.

“We really want to fuck their butts, so we’ve decided it’s okay for women to have them,” Millennial subject Will Drammer said. “I feel so bad that women had to pretend they didn’t have buttholes before. And let’s remember that it was also a really sad time for men because we didn’t get to fuck buttholes. Now everything is better for everyone.”

“In recent years so many men have tried to pressure me into anal sex, and I find it really progressive of them because usually, they pretend we don’t have bodily functions,” Millennial Hannah Green reported. “I always look for partners that respect me, and I’m pleased to see that men have made compassionate strides in what they demand from us.”

Some men have admitted that their partners have attempted to turn the conversation towards trying out prostate stimulation. Butt most men turn this idea down, claiming that ass much ass they like being adventurous in bed, “women should be put first” and “this is about helping women realize that they don’t need to slut-shame themselves” and should, therefore “let me put it in her butt.”

“I’m a responsible partner,” Drew Falmer elaborated in his interview. “I like to practice safe sex, and doing anal is the best way to avoid pregnancy. I want to make the effort to ensure that my partner never has to take plan B or put herself through the mental and physical toll of abortion. Anal sex is about respect, which is why you should just let me do it already, Jessica!”

It’s encouraging to see these younger generations of men step up to the plate and view women ass human beings with bodies, ass well ass take on birth control responsibilities. What’s next for these woke kings? A small number of men have begun to theorize that period sex “might be fine” ass “the blood could make me feel like I’m slaughtering a small animal with my huge dong.”

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