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Posted on December 17, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Frat Bros Adopt Strict Raw Diet So Girls Will Bark At Them Too

“And that’s when it clicked — it wasn’t my comments on their bodies that were fucking me over, it was my lack of proper nourishment.”

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Posted on December 5, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Yosef from the Bachelorette Teaches Haas Students How to Have Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – After voluntarily leaving Season 16 of The Bachelorette due to his high personal standards for classy women, D-list celebrity Yosef Aborady recently …

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Posted on November 21, 2020November 21, 2020 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Gives Alleged Sexual Assailants Priority Registration Because They’d Do the Same If It Was Their Son

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following revelations about multiple sexual assault allegations, UC Berkeley officials announced that sexual perpetrators would receive priority registration because they’d “do the …

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Posted on November 12, 2020 by: The Free Peach

KKG Accidentally Bids Diverse Class Due To Blind Rush

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the beginning of the school year going virtual and racial tensions higher than ever after Berkeley’s Panhellenic Community reposted pastel pictures …

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Posted on November 1, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Top Dog Rebrands to Top/Bottom Dog to Show Allyship for the Gays

BERKELEY, Calif. – This morning, Berkeley’s hottest wiener franchise, Top Dog Hotdogs, announced its first rebranding since its founding in 1966 to support the city’s …

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