Fear not, we’ve come up with 10 unique ways to convey your 14% attendance rate to your GSI, Marvin.
ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb
I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.
After her parents spent half a million dollars to buy her a spot at USC, it’s important to make her application transparent!