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Posted on November 13, 2025 by: chantelwhite

Berkeley Bowl Opens Dispensary so Customers Can Finally Face the Parking Lot

BERKELEY, Calif.— In a move that has shocked exactly no one, Berkeley Bowl has announced the grand opening of its long-awaited adjunct dispensary, featuring over …

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Posted on November 18, 2024March 28, 2025 by: chantelwhite

Tap Haus Collaborates with Fort Knox in Groundbreaking Security Overhaul

BERKELEY, Calif. – Thanks to a new partnership with Fort Knox, Tap Haus is enhancing their security to guard their prestigious 3.8-star Yelp rating. While …

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Posted on September 21, 2024 by: chantelwhite

I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Waitlisted Students

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …

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Posted on April 17, 2024April 17, 2024 by: chantelwhite

Student’s Stomach Releases Hottest New House Album During Lecture

BERKELEY, Calif. — Restless students fantasizing about their Taco Tuesday plans in Wheeler 150 attempted to pay attention to their ECON 1 professor throughout the …

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Posted on March 19, 2024 by: chantelwhite

‘I’m Him,’ Says Straight Man Sharing Pronouns in Section

BERKELEY, Calif.— In a random stuffy classroom somewhere within Dwinelle, students in a RHETOR R1B section were restating identities for the class’s new project segment; …

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