Listen up, you little shit. You may have heard of the time and true tradition of a “shoes-off” household, so I am going to blow your fucking mind with this one.
4. Smile at me while owning a vintage camera.
Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday.
While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.
Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.
So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition.
“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”
UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …
Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …