Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Professor Reminds Class Attendance is Mandatory to Puff Puff Pass the Class

  • Home
  • News
  • Opinion
  • UC Berkeley
  • Blog
  • Join Us!
  • Staff
  • Contact

Month: April 2026

Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Professor Reminds Class Attendance is Mandatory to Puff Puff Pass the Class

BERKELEY, Calif – On the eve of 4/20, Berkeley Professor Stic Ler issued a bCourses announcement for his EECS “Intro to Good and Bad For …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 17, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Noah Uses Doorlist for Ark

MOUNTAINS OF ARARAT, Eastern Anatolia –Following Thursday’s sudden flash flood warnings, local people and animals have been scrambling to find transit out of Ararat. Rather …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 9, 2026 by: Charlie McDonald

UC Berkeley Startup Founder Better Start Upping those Grades

BERKELEY, Calif. – The University of California, Berkeley has founded more venture backed companies than any other collegiate institution. The Free Peach has conducted an …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 7, 2026 by: Ellie Shaps

YoPo Reveals New Flavor: Miami Mint Geek Bar

BERKELEY, Calif.–– On Saturday, April 4th, inside sources leaked the plans of a partnership between Yogurt Park and the vape company, Geek Bar. Offering the …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 6, 2026 by: The Free Peach

5 Ways Men Supported Me During Women’s History Month

 With Women’s History Month now done, I wanted to share my favorite ways men have displayed their support towards me as a woman. As everyone …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 2, 2026 by: Alia Kostecka

New Matcha Place Surely Better Than Last Four

BERKELEY, Calif. – Riveting news– a new matcha cafe has opened up near the UC Berkeley campus. And this one is different for a specific, …

Continue Reading

Search

Top Posts & Pages

  • UC Berkeley Ranked #1 Public University Again Despite You Specifically
    UC Berkeley Ranked #1 Public University Again Despite You Specifically
  • Frat Row is Haunted by the Tiny Ghosts of Thousands of Goldfishes Swallowed by KA Pledges, and We Hired a Team of Paranormal Investigators to Prove it
    Frat Row is Haunted by the Tiny Ghosts of Thousands of Goldfishes Swallowed by KA Pledges, and We Hired a Team of Paranormal Investigators to Prove it
  • 4 Creative Ways to Acquire a Trader Joe’s Sweatshirt Besides Giving a Stellar Blowjob
    4 Creative Ways to Acquire a Trader Joe’s Sweatshirt Besides Giving a Stellar Blowjob
  • Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
    Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
  • The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do
    The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do
  • Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
    Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
  • Cut DKE Some Slack. I Fucked A Goat and it Wasn’t That Bad (by George Clooney)
    Cut DKE Some Slack. I Fucked A Goat and it Wasn’t That Bad (by George Clooney)
  • New Roommate Refrigerates Maple Syrup, Which is Fine, I Guess
    New Roommate Refrigerates Maple Syrup, Which is Fine, I Guess
  • Opinion: What the Fuck is a Coffee Chat???
    Opinion: What the Fuck is a Coffee Chat???
  • What the Sigma? Student Jumped by Gen Alpha Gang on Sproul
    What the Sigma? Student Jumped by Gen Alpha Gang on Sproul

Our Facebook

Our Facebook
Copyright © 2026 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace