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Posted on April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Report: If Your Child Doesn’t Know These Words by 6 Months, You Should Get Them Tested

We here at The Free Peach are proud supporters of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and are actively researching new ways to support childhood development, MAHA …

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Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Professor Reminds Class Attendance is Mandatory to Puff Puff Pass the Class

BERKELEY, Calif – On the eve of 4/20, Berkeley Professor Stic Ler issued a bCourses announcement for his EECS “Intro to Good and Bad For …

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Posted on April 17, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Noah Uses Doorlist for Ark

MOUNTAINS OF ARARAT, Eastern Anatolia –Following Thursday’s sudden flash flood warnings, local people and animals have been scrambling to find transit out of Ararat. Rather …

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Posted on April 9, 2026 by: Charlie McDonald

UC Berkeley Startup Founder Better Start Upping those Grades

BERKELEY, Calif. – The University of California, Berkeley has founded more venture backed companies than any other collegiate institution. The Free Peach has conducted an …

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Posted on April 7, 2026 by: Ellie Shaps

YoPo Reveals New Flavor: Miami Mint Geek Bar

BERKELEY, Calif.–– On Saturday, April 4th, inside sources leaked the plans of a partnership between Yogurt Park and the vape company, Geek Bar. Offering the …

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Posted on April 6, 2026 by: The Free Peach

5 Ways Men Supported Me During Women’s History Month

 With Women’s History Month now done, I wanted to share my favorite ways men have displayed their support towards me as a woman. As everyone …

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Posted on April 2, 2026 by: Alia Kostecka

New Matcha Place Surely Better Than Last Four

BERKELEY, Calif. – Riveting news– a new matcha cafe has opened up near the UC Berkeley campus. And this one is different for a specific, …

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