At first glance, the Superbowl is the highest form of American art: it has gambling, violence, advertising, and drunk Philadelphians. What’s not to love? However, …
Yes, Everyone Saw You Watching Heated Rivalry Edits on the First Day of Lecture
DWINELLE 150, Calif.- Look, while syllabus week can at times feel repetitive and boring, it doesn’t mean I can’t see you watching fullscreen fan edits …
OPINION: Everyone Except Me Should Stop Raising Their Hand in Lecture
While not a professional yapper myself, I do dabble in endeavors like these, where I write on Instagram for attention, so I feel qualified enough …
Schrodinger’s Senior Thesis? If I Haven’t Started, Does the Deadline Even Really Exist?
Ok, Ok, hear me out. I know I’m writing this in late April. So what? You’re probably saying, “oh, isn’t the deadline in like five …
Opinion: Maybe It Really Was That Damn Phone
There I was, ready to write my next Peach article. Peak comedy, you might say. Laptop charged, iced coffee in hand, indie rock blaring. As …
OPINION: I Can Fix Him, but Can Anyone Fix Me?
I’m a cracked UC Berkeley woman in STEM, so I never back away from a challenge, whether it’s gardening, crocheting, or explaining to a 6-foot …
Berkeley Edges Spring Weather
Berkeley fucks me in a number of ways – the lack of walkable grocery stores, drivers who shouldn’t even be allowed to play Mario Kart …
Best Editing Snub? I Wasn’t Nominated for My Explicit Harry Styles-Obama Romance Fancam
While we are all aware of the inherent western bias and classist systemic issues of the Academy Awards, its biggest fundamental failures remain hidden, lurking …
Feminism WIN! I Am The Emotionally Unavailable One In The Situationship
I was leaving texts from my long-term medium-distance low-committment casual boy that’s a friend on delivered when I realized I had made the greatest advancement …
The Free Peach Sues Instagram For Fucking Up Our Post Previews
One day of bullshit is already far more than we as a society should tolerate — that’s what the Dalai Lama told me in a …