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Posted on January 18, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

The Free Peach Sues Instagram For Fucking Up Our Post Previews

One day of bullshit is already far more than we as a society should tolerate — that’s what the Dalai Lama told me in a …

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Posted on November 28, 2024November 28, 2024 by: rjbe3

Turn Your Thanksgiving Into a ThanksTAKING: Advice on Empowerment and Self Love

I don’t know about y’all, but being home for the holidays isn’t exactly a piece of cake. From the corny expectations to be grateful to …

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Posted on November 13, 2024November 13, 2024 by: Audrey Ryder

Opinion: I Deserve a Sweet Treat for Writing this Article

As I sat down at my computer this Sunday to start my first ever Free Peach article, I suddenly found myself completely drained of motivation …

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Posted on November 8, 2024 by: Anna Galler

IT’S OVER: Someone Sat in My Unassigned Seat

It was a beautiful morning. I was greeted by the sounds of the birds chirping, my alarm blaring the Kars 4 Kids song, and my …

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Posted on October 15, 2024 by: Veronica Chen

OPINION: I Think You Think You’re Better Than Me

As the semester continues to roll into a never-ending hell, the only thing more toxic than the air vents from Main Stacks has been the …

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Posted on October 8, 2024 by: Anna Galler

Yay! I Dragged Myself Out Into Nature Just to Be on My Phone the Whole Time

Just after classes were finishing and the beautiful sunset swathed campus into a golden hour glow, I found myself serendipitously exploring the natural areas of …

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Posted on October 1, 2024 by: valzzz

Embarrassing! Person I Saw on Dating App Still on Dating App

My pure hatred of dating apps only intensified when I realized the sheer trenches of the selection on Hinge as I was scrolling this past …

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Posted on September 30, 2024September 30, 2024 by: samgriffith

URGENT: Does Anyone Have a Blue Book I Can Borrow?

As a professional journalist, it would be both unethical and irresponsible of me to use this platform to amplify my own personal matters – but …

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Posted on September 25, 2024 by: Anna Galler

Promoted! Friend Takes Out BOTH Earbuds to Talk to Me

I was having another dreary morning as I forced my dumpy ass to trudge all the way up to fucking Etcheverry for a discussion section. …

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Posted on September 21, 2024 by: chantelwhite

I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Waitlisted Students

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …

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