I don’t know about y’all, but being home for the holidays isn’t exactly a piece of cake. From the corny expectations to be grateful to …
Opinion: I Deserve a Sweet Treat for Writing this Article
As I sat down at my computer this Sunday to start my first ever Free Peach article, I suddenly found myself completely drained of motivation …
IT’S OVER: Someone Sat in My Unassigned Seat
It was a beautiful morning. I was greeted by the sounds of the birds chirping, my alarm blaring the Kars 4 Kids song, and my …
OPINION: I Think You Think You’re Better Than Me
As the semester continues to roll into a never-ending hell, the only thing more toxic than the air vents from Main Stacks has been the …
Yay! I Dragged Myself Out Into Nature Just to Be on My Phone the Whole Time
Just after classes were finishing and the beautiful sunset swathed campus into a golden hour glow, I found myself serendipitously exploring the natural areas of …
Embarrassing! Person I Saw on Dating App Still on Dating App
My pure hatred of dating apps only intensified when I realized the sheer trenches of the selection on Hinge as I was scrolling this past …
URGENT: Does Anyone Have a Blue Book I Can Borrow?
As a professional journalist, it would be both unethical and irresponsible of me to use this platform to amplify my own personal matters – but …
Promoted! Friend Takes Out BOTH Earbuds to Talk to Me
I was having another dreary morning as I forced my dumpy ass to trudge all the way up to fucking Etcheverry for a discussion section. …
I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Waitlisted Students
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …
Office Siren? I Set Off the Fire Alarm
This past weekend, I office-sirened more than anyone ever has, both literally and (I know now) figuratively. With the rush of the Supernanny audio playing …









