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What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella
If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!
Celebrities Who Inexplicably Look Exactly Alike?
Donald Glover and Childish Gambino!?!!?!?!
Girl Who Went to Paris That One Time Personally Affected by the Burning of Notre Dame
Kelsey knew she wanted to do something to show she cared. “I had all these photos from my family vacation to France last summer, have I told you about that? It was such a good trip, we went to Paris, I ate so much food!”
Berkeley Co-op Member Explains Benefits Of Veganism Between Snorts Of Cocaine
Here the conversation took a pause as the local champion of animal rights started gumming the remainder of a drug for which there is an average of six human deaths per kilo sold.
This Quiz Will Tell You Which Berkeley Campus Building You’re Most Like, But Be Careful, Because If You Get Dwinelle, The DPRK Will Automatically Launch A Hwasong-15 Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile Towards The Sea Of Japan
A decisive move that has the potential to irreparably alter relations Korean Peninsula for the foreseeable future.
What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella
It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.
14 Things That Would Definitely Happen To Berkeley In The Case Of A Bay Area Earthquake
Wealth and Poverty will still require you to attend lecture and use iClickers.
Are You “Feeling the Bern” Or Do You Just Have a UTI?
Could the source of this strong, visceral feeling inside possibly be caused by your deep support of Bernie Sanders, the socialist star of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, or do you have a semi-serious medical condition?
In Another Massive Overreaction, the ASUC Judicial Council Decides To Publicly Execute Carol Christ Over A Parking Ticket
Yet, there is already a central takeaway. Democracy functions best when built upon the broad shoulders of bureaucratic technicalities.