I remember it like it was yesterday. I had done a couple of hours’ worth of work in Main Stacks (like a champ) and was …
Waldo, of “Where’s” Fame, Not Found Anywhere, Presumed Dead
BERKELEY, Calif. – A fourteen-year-long search for the missing Where’s Waldo? star ended Friday morning when investigators declared Waldo ‘dead in absentia.’ “It is with …
BP Celebrates Hanukkah With Festive Oil Spill
LONDON – This week, Jewish people around the globe finally ignited the candle-filled Hanukkiahs they keep year-long beneath the sink (behind the Clorox and the …
5 Signs You’re a Virgo
Being a Berkeley student involves many rites of passage— skipping GBO after the third day, your republican uncle murmuring something about you wasting your education …
Top Ten Boba Teas to Drink While You Gentrify the Neighborhood
Ah, Berkeley. A city rich in culture, diversity, and history. With all of its historic landmarks and Instagram-worthy scenery, it’s no wonder housing prices are …
Help! I Went to Office Hours and Now Can’t Shut the Fuck up About It
For as long as I can remember, I’ve avoided going to office hours. I hated the idea of lingering just outside a professor’s office door …
Local Villain Posts Entire Concert on Instagram Story
SAN FRANCISCO — Senior Kennedy Rosewood recently went to the Taylor the Maker concert at the Warfield, notifying 500 of her closest friends when posted …
QUIZ: Tell Us Your Hogwarts House and We’ll Tell You You’re a Fucking Nerd!
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Santa’s Elves Excited to Take Seasonal Break From Working Behind MLK Amazon Lockers
BERKELEY, Calif. – With the holiday season now kicking into full gear, Santa’s elves are moving back up to the North Pole for their Christmastime …
HBOMax Brings Back Smallpox for Special One-Time Thanksgiving Reunion
NEW YORK — HBOMax has announced smallpox as the latest recipient of a 2020s reunion and popularity resurgence. “We’re excited to bring Thanksgiving back to …