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Author: Jackson Grant

Posted on October 3, 2026 by: Jackson Grant

Scam Alert! Cal Football Sells Soul, Still Sucks

BERKELEY, Calif. –Cal Football coach Tosh Lupoi was seen fuming after UC Berkeley’s recent naming rights deal with AI Company Databricks was revealed to be …

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U.S. Stages Military Intervention in Mexico By Deploying Frat Brothers to Cabo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – In efforts to project American freedom, the Trump administration has decided to begin conflict in yet another foreign country albeit …

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