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Posted on March 14, 2025March 18, 2025 by: Lillian Makler

Pope Gives Up Breathing for Lent

BERKELEY, Calif.– After a drunk cig outside Tap Haus last week, Pope Francis has taken a break from breathing as a serious sacrifice for Lent, …

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Karl Marx Denounces Socialism After Visiting Berkeley Co-ops

BERKELEY, Calif.– Karl Marx’s recent visit to a UC Berkeley co-op has resulted in the founder of the communist ideology’s decision to redact previous statements …

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