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Posted on October 3, 2024 by: samgriffith

OPINION: I Hate All of Your Boyfriends

National Boyfriend Day has a bad habit of just sneaking up on you. Today, without warning, my only safe space, Instagram dot com, was invaded …

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Posted on September 30, 2024September 30, 2024 by: samgriffith

URGENT: Does Anyone Have a Blue Book I Can Borrow?

As a professional journalist, it would be both unethical and irresponsible of me to use this platform to amplify my own personal matters – but …

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Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by: samgriffith

Devastating: Guy Inside Fursuit Actually Really Hot

BERKELEY, Calif. — Early this week, RSO ‘Furries at Berkeley’ grabbed the attention of students and faculty alike as a member removed his fursuit’s headpiece …

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Posted on March 18, 2024March 18, 2024 by: samgriffith

Embarrassing! Carol Christ Accidentally Shrinks Blue Suit in the Dryer, and Now it Looks a Little Weird

BERKELEY, Calif. — UC Berkeley Chancellor Carol Christ shocked the student body this morning with her latest appearance on Sproul Plaza, during which it was …

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