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Posted on February 17, 2024February 17, 2024 by: Brandon Cloud

‘Listen to Black Voices!’ Says White Man With Dreadlocks

FREMONT, Calif. – Black History Month has inspired conversations on Black issues—especially on how to best serve and represent the community. To see the range …

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Posted on February 7, 2024February 7, 2024 by: Brandon Cloud

Opinion: Something About the Bourgeoisie Doesn’t Sit Right With Me

As a Political Economy major, I have become familiar with the works of many political theorists, most notably Karl Marx. After reading the Communist Manifesto, …

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Posted on September 27, 2023September 28, 2023 by: Brandon Cloud

OPINION: Climate Change is Good and Prevents My Seasonal Depression

Every summer for the past few years I have heard the all too familiar phrase: “This summer was the hottest summer on record.” As summers …

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Posted on December 12, 2022September 27, 2023 by: Brandon Cloud

Local Nice Guy Still Single After Sending Ten Girls a ‘Good Morning’ Group Text

“I lift seven days a week, hold the door open for people, and call women ‘women’ and not ‘females.'”

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Posted on November 17, 2022November 18, 2022 by: Brandon Cloud

‘We Made It Out The Trenches,’ Says White Boy From Piedmont

“It was hard growing up in Piedmont. It wasn’t easy telling people where I was from, and having them tell me, ‘You must have a lot of money’, or ‘Damn, how many cars do you own?’”

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