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Posted on November 16, 2023 by: Josh Gallo

Pixar Halts All Production After Nemo Eaten by Fraternity Pledge

LOS ANGELES — The long-running SAG-AFTRA strike took a turn for the worse last Wednesday when Hollywood starlet Nemo the clownfish was found dead in …

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Posted on November 10, 2023 by: Josh Gallo

Big Al’s Reveals Hot New Flavored Vape: ‘Cigarettes’

BERKELEY, Calif. – While most other smoke shops have seen a loss in profits due to the passage of SB 793 prohibiting the sale of …

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Posted on November 2, 2023November 3, 2023 by: Josh Gallo

Guy in Discussion Really Needs to Back Off and Let the Rest of Us Make Shit Up for Participation Points

We’ve all been there. No worse feeling exists than waking up on Friday afternoon, hungover, with the recollection that your participation grade is worth the …

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