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Posted on January 31, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Vyoma Raman

Professor Outraged: Disabled Student Stuck in Elevator Doesn’t Even Show Up for Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a brazen move, CED junior Clarisa Flores has missed the first two weeks of classes after getting trapped in Wheeler’s elevator, …

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BREAKING: Local Hero Realizes Disabled Students Exist

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a stunning revelation, campus sophomore and self-proclaimed social justice warrior Abel Isty discovered that disabled people are, in fact, present on …

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