Yo party people, it’s mid October and you know what that means!! The stars have been gossiping and The Free Peach has the inside scoop.
When the bell rings thrice, you’ll know what to do. Trust that knowledge. Do it. Those feelings you’ve been feeling? Yes.
You may have noticed yourself feeling needy lately. You ARE needy. Knock it off, we all think its sooo annoying.
You might find a quarter on the ground. Good for you!
Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? Most Americans don’t, according to The Journal of Nutrition, Volume 142, Issue 7, July 2012, Pages 1390S–1401S. Try eating more fruits and vegetables, and consider Activia®, a high-fiber, probiotic yogurt designed to keep your digestive system balanced.
The stars know you’ve been thinking about going to a pumpkin patch. The stars love this idea. Make a whole day of it. So cute!
Think of yourself as trailmix and reevaluate. Which aspects of your personality are the m&ms? Which are the cashews? The raisins? Reflect on that.
Get your flu shot! The stars know you’ve been putting it off. They’re really disappointed in you. SO irresponsible.
Don’t fall off that keg this weekend 😉 ha ha but actually don’t because you’ll fuck up your shoulder and it’ll bother you for like 3 months and it’s gonna be a whole thing
Oh my god you’re so popular everyone thinks you’re so cool and we’re SUPER jealous !! You bitch!! <3
Go to the 7/11 on telegraph and parker.
Breathe. Breathe. Keep breathing. Don’t forget to breathe. Don’t hyperventilate. Just. Breathe.
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