Yo party people, it’s mid October and you know what that means!! The stars have been gossiping and The Free Peach has the inside scoop.

♎️Libra (September 23-October 22)

When the bell rings thrice, you’ll know what to do. Trust that knowledge. Do it. Those feelings you’ve been feeling? Yes. 

♏️Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

You may have noticed yourself feeling needy lately. You ARE needy. Knock it off, we all think its sooo annoying. 

♐️Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

You might find a quarter on the ground. Good for you!

♑️Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? Most Americans don’t, according to The Journal of Nutrition, Volume 142, Issue 7, July 2012, Pages 1390S–1401S. Try eating more fruits and vegetables, and consider Activia®, a high-fiber, probiotic yogurt designed to keep your digestive system balanced. 

♒️Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

The stars know you’ve been thinking about going to a pumpkin patch. The stars love this idea. Make a whole day of it. So cute!

♓️Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Think of yourself as trailmix and reevaluate. Which aspects of your personality are the m&ms? Which are the cashews? The raisins? Reflect on that.

♈️Aries (March 21-April 19)

Get your flu shot! The stars know you’ve been putting it off. They’re really disappointed in you. SO irresponsible. 

♉️Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Don’t fall off that keg this weekend 😉 ha ha but actually don’t because you’ll fuck up your shoulder and it’ll bother you for like 3 months and it’s gonna be a whole thing

♊️Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Oh my god you’re so popular everyone thinks you’re so cool and we’re SUPER jealous !! You bitch!! <3

♋️Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Go to the 7/11 on telegraph and parker.

♌️Leo (July 23-August 22)

Breathe. Breathe. Keep breathing. Don’t forget to breathe. Don’t hyperventilate. Just. Breathe.

♍️Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Your lucky numbers are: 4 23 62 55 78

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