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Posted on December 7, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Waldo, of “Where’s” Fame, Not Found Anywhere, Presumed Dead

BERKELEY, Calif. – A fourteen-year-long search for the missing Where’s Waldo? star ended Friday morning when investigators declared Waldo ‘dead in absentia.’ “It is with …

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Posted on February 21, 2020May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

What the Number of Times You Usually Sneeze Says About You

Once: Calm, cool, collected. Unfazed, ready for anything, the ultimate chiller. Your life moves at exactly the right pace, things just happen for you, you …

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Posted on February 7, 2020May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

I Lived it: Riding a Lime Scooter Pretty Fast Down Bancroft Cured My Depression

The sun on my face, the wind in my hair. I’m… smiling. A rush that my 30mg of Cymbalta® could never induce courses through my …

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Posted on November 19, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

We Tried It: No Nut November

The mission: Last an entire month without eating any nuts or nut-adjacent products. 

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Posted on November 8, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Carol Christ Announces Huge New Construction Project: “It’s an Ant Farm. We’re Finally Going to Do Something With All of These Ants.”

She turned to our staff writer with sudden anger, “It’s all these crumbs.”

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Posted on October 29, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Five Sexy—and Historically Accurate!—Halloween Costumes to Impress Your Crush

Dressing up as Anne Boleyn is a great way to signal to your crush that you’re hot, you could totally secure an alliance with France, and you’re chill with the fact that they’ve already hooked up with your sister.

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Posted on October 19, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Mid-October Horoscopes

Yo party people, it’s mid October and you know what that means!! The stars have been gossiping and The Free Peach has the inside scoop.

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Posted on October 4, 2019October 7, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

The Star Signs as Spoons

Astrology? More like astrolog-eats, am I right? Ha ha. What spoon are you, based on the day of your birth?? Only the stars—and this Free …

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Posted on September 27, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Your Weekend Horoscope

Mercury is in flavortown and you know what that means… The Free Peach does horoscopes now! You’re welcome. Scroll for your weekend horoscope!

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Posted on September 25, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Frat Row is Haunted by the Tiny Ghosts of Thousands of Goldfishes Swallowed by KA Pledges, and We Hired a Team of Paranormal Investigators to Prove it

As this publication is renowned for its hard-hitting investigative journalism, The Free Peach hired a team of paranormal investigators to assess the situation.

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