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Month: February 2020

Posted on February 27, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Improv Team Member Proves Worth Through Cameo on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

After many uncomfortable months of seeking validation, an improv actor at the University of California, Berkeley named Katie Jones has proved her worth through making …

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Posted on February 27, 2020October 7, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Former ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Pursues Podcast Career with Ben Shapiro

 ASUC Senator Milton Zerman resigned from the ASUC at their last senate meeting, February 19th, 2020. While his resignation will not be made official until …

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Posted on February 21, 2020May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

What the Number of Times You Usually Sneeze Says About You

Once: Calm, cool, collected. Unfazed, ready for anything, the ultimate chiller. Your life moves at exactly the right pace, things just happen for you, you …

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Posted on February 15, 2020 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Berkeley’s Most Eligible Bachelors: Valentine’s Day Edition

It’s Valentine’s Day and here at The Free Peach we could think of no better way to celebrate than to showcase Berkeley’s most eligible bachelors. …

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Posted on February 14, 2020August 28, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

Confused Fraternity Brother Gives Partygoers Talk About 5 Pillars of Islam

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sigma Chi pledge Don Wilderman had to strike a match after his door duty at last night’s SX rager, where he delivered …

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Posted on February 13, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

Andrew Yang Announces Road Trip With Beto O’Rourke After Suspending Campaign

BREAKING NEWS: As of February 11, 2020, Andrew Yang announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign. Yang ran an innovative campaign known for its …

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Posted on February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 by: Sam MacKinnon

Pete Buttigieg Reveals He is a Reptile After Shocking Win in Iowa

BREAKING: After beating out Bernie Sanders in the Iowa Caucus, Pete Buttigieg announced that he is, in fact, an interstellar lizard wearing a human skin …

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Posted on February 8, 2020October 15, 2021 by: The Free Peach

A Beginner’s Guide to Flirting in Class

Okay, so it’s week three, and by now you’ve definitely spotted the L&S Hotties in your Dwinelle lecture hall. It can be very hard to …

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Posted on February 8, 2020 by: The Free Peach

I Neutered My Dog But Then He Came Out Of The Closet

I want my money back Did you know it costs between $50-$250 to neuter your dog? Of course, there are the DIY Pinterest types that …

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Posted on February 7, 2020May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

I Lived it: Riding a Lime Scooter Pretty Fast Down Bancroft Cured My Depression

The sun on my face, the wind in my hair. I’m… smiling. A rush that my 30mg of Cymbalta® could never induce courses through my …

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