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Month: November 2019

Posted on November 26, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Anya Mansoor

Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend

UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write. 

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Posted on November 23, 2019May 14, 2021 by: Vasiliki Koutsoulis

Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …

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Posted on November 22, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniella Rosen

Third Wave Feminism Expands: Women Against Daylight Savings Time

Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …

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Posted on November 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!

I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.

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Posted on November 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

Opinion: I Don’t Keep Snap Streaks With Conservatives

So for all you out there like me, I urge you, take a stand! Fight for what you believe in! If you were a real liberal, you wouldn’t Snapchat him back! 

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Posted on November 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

5 Reasons Why Count Olaf Was a Marxist

Don’t let the capitalist propaganda fool you! Count Olaf was no villain. He was simply a Marxist trying to redistribute capital from a nepotistic family to less fortunate often overlooked communities.

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Posted on November 19, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

We Tried It: No Nut November

The mission: Last an entire month without eating any nuts or nut-adjacent products. 

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Posted on November 15, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket

The Olaf doll was promptly destroyed after the Florida man’s acts, sending a signal to Floridians statewide that doing things like that is not okay.

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Posted on November 14, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Beauty Routine Includes Wearing a Lanyard Like a Lost Freshman to Stay Youthful

I’ve tried countless anti-aging serums, under-eye creams, and even botox. But nothing has ever made me appear so youthful as wearing a lanyard like a lost Berkeley freshman!

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Posted on November 13, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

A Day In The Life of the FBI Man In My Webcam

The American public is under constant surveillance, and social media only aids in these pursuits. Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a huge cache of my …

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