UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write.
Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …
Third Wave Feminism Expands: Women Against Daylight Savings Time
Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …
ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!
I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.
Opinion: I Don’t Keep Snap Streaks With Conservatives
So for all you out there like me, I urge you, take a stand! Fight for what you believe in! If you were a real liberal, you wouldn’t Snapchat him back!
5 Reasons Why Count Olaf Was a Marxist
Don’t let the capitalist propaganda fool you! Count Olaf was no villain. He was simply a Marxist trying to redistribute capital from a nepotistic family to less fortunate often overlooked communities.
We Tried It: No Nut November
The mission: Last an entire month without eating any nuts or nut-adjacent products.
Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket
The Olaf doll was promptly destroyed after the Florida man’s acts, sending a signal to Floridians statewide that doing things like that is not okay.
Beauty Routine Includes Wearing a Lanyard Like a Lost Freshman to Stay Youthful
I’ve tried countless anti-aging serums, under-eye creams, and even botox. But nothing has ever made me appear so youthful as wearing a lanyard like a lost Berkeley freshman!
A Day In The Life of the FBI Man In My Webcam
The American public is under constant surveillance, and social media only aids in these pursuits. Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a huge cache of my …