SPROUL HALL, Berkeley, Calif. – Less than a week after Superb hosts Between Friends, a new rumour has hit the streets of Telegraph — leaving the UC Berkeley student body buzzing about rumors of a second concert on the steps of Sproul. Superb, known for booking the cream of the crop (Babytron, Mike Sherm, Between Friends), took to social media this Tuesday to announce a new headliner, Erika Kirk.
This news came as a surprise, for such a well-known celebrity headlining at a school like Berkeley goes against the grain of hosting artists who perfectly fit the playlists of every Boy Who Cried Niche — or rather, every student at this institution.
When asked to comment on this bold choice, Superb stated that after a mixed reaction from Between Friends, the club grew inspired: “Why not host another DJ set, but this time with the most turnt of them all, Erika Kirk?”
In a week full of holidays — Labor Day, 9/11 Remembrance, and Rosh Hashanah — Kirkiversary is a stellar new excuse to provide to professors for skipping class. This new national day of solidarity bestows almost a full week off of school! A time to mourn, a time to get lit – what more could someone ask for?
ASUC states they are yet to approve flamethrowers and a special seat for JD Vance. However, this story is still developing.