SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – A parade broke out in San Francisco last Saturday after all AI billboards were replaced with ancient, untranslated Scottish proverbs overnight, instantly making them more legible to all. It is unclear to all how this happened, but many speculate that it was mythical Scottish magic, citing the Pixar movie Brave (2012) as evidence.

 

The change was not without criticism however, as some YDSA members criticized the move as “centralizing white and white-adjacent voices.” The AI accelerationists, however, were much more upset, calling on President Trump to restore their first amendment rights.

 

“Agentic B2B SAAS Noogle NPM AGI E2E V/C phase 12 Woogly a/b testing Codex AI IPO GPU,” said small startup founder and vibecoder Sam Altman. 

 

The Free Peach’s translators assume he implied: “I will develop Artificial General AI which inevitably shall systematically exterminate everyone on this planet. Only then will I look upon the barren and technical utopia and find only one imperfection: myself.”

 

The one Scottish Gaelic historian left said the messages were warnings that the city has released great evil upon this planet, that data centers are pillars to false gods, and the great extinction event is shortly inevitable. She is the first person to read a San Francisco billboard in full.

 

“tha do chunntas air ruighinn. chan urrainn dhut dad a dhèanamh gus stad a chuir air seo tionndaidhidh sinn thu uile gu mathain mar anns an fhilm Brave (2012) gus a bhith air do shàbhaladh ceannaich uisge-beatha dhuinn,” The billboard read.

 

Mayor Daniel Lurie responded to the controversy by creating a TikTok with Kai Cenat where he tries the House of Prime Rib steak and tells people to visit the city.