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3rd Amendment Strikes Again: ROTC Guy Gets No Bids

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Posted on October 23, 2026 by: mileskofman

3rd Amendment Strikes Again: ROTC Guy Gets No Bids

BERKELEY, Calif. – After newfound threats to constitutional democracy, protectors have come from an unlikely place — frat houses. They have become significantly more strict …

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Posted on October 1, 2026 by: mileskofman

SF AI Billboards All Replaced With Scottish Gaelic, Become More Legible

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – A parade broke out in San Francisco last Saturday after all AI billboards were replaced with ancient, untranslated Scottish proverbs overnight, …

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Posted on September 13, 2026September 17, 2026 by: mileskofman

People’s Park Repurposed As Data Center

BERKELEY, Calif. — UC Berkeley Haas recently announced an approved plan to repurpose the People’s Park Project into a state-of-the-art data center. The land was …

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