BERKELEY, Calif.— After decades upon decades of investigation into the smell of the Recreational Sports Facility (RSF) Weight Room, A team of UC Berkeley Chemists …
UC Berkeley Celebrates Ranking As #1 Producer Of Startups Most Likely To End Humanity
BERKELEY, Calif. — Pitchbook recently released the 2026 rankings of universities by how many startups their graduates have founded. UC Berkeley tops the list for …
Philosophy Major Ponders Why Friends Don’t Have Their Dads’ Credit Cards
BERKELEY, Calif. — Berkeley undergraduate philosophy major Andrew Houston, who is particularly interested in Aristotelian metaphysics, spent much of last weekend pondering the question of …
My Midterm Isn’t the Only Thing With A Curve: I Just Saw My Professor on Grindr
BERKELEY, Calif. — I opened Grindr on Tuesday afternoon expecting to see the usual assortment of DL trade within a 500-foot radius: 40-year-old men with …
Frat Brothers Switch To Hazing By Journaling And Meditating
BERKELEY, Calif. – “At first, I was like…nah Berk… this is too tough on us” slurred president Will Beckham of Kappa Alpha Order. “We only …
Professor Threatens To Kill Herself As Students Pack Up 10 Minutes Early
BERKELEY, Calif. – UC Berkeley Rhetoric Professor Sue E. Sidal reportedly threatened to kill herself last Thursday afternoon after noticing various students zipping their bags …
Superb Books Erika Kirk For Tribute Concert
SPROUL HALL, Berkeley, Calif. – Less than a week after Superb hosts Between Friends, a new rumour has hit the streets of Telegraph — leaving …
Haas Students Taken Aback By Number Of Coloring Pages Assigned
BERKELEY, Calif. – As the Berkeley student body settles into their new classes for the Fall semester, it’s no surprise to most that some professors …
Missing Home? Situationship Calls You Mommy for Mother’s Day
BERKELEY, Calif.–– On Sunday, children around the U.S. rejoiced with love and thanks for Mother’s Day. However, as finals loom closer and the men of …
Professor Reminds Class Attendance is Mandatory to Puff Puff Pass the Class
BERKELEY, Calif – On the eve of 4/20, Berkeley Professor Stic Ler issued a bCourses announcement for his EECS “Intro to Good and Bad For …