Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.
Lucky Us: We Got Our Hands On A Media Studies Problem Set!
Lucky, lucky us! It’s not every day you get to see such a difficult and time-consuming piece of work.
4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican
Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!
Breaking: Rhetoric 103B Professor Masks Valentine’s Day Loneliness with Marxist Gusto
PSA: After the first few weeks of class, a number of seats have opened up! It’s not too late to sign up for Rhetoric 103B and be even closer to that coveted humanities degree that employers are dying to see!
KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls
Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.
Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.
Home Town Hero: Stacy From Media Studies 10 Keeps Telling Us She’s From LA Even Though It’s Week Three And We Already Know!
Despite the fact that literally, no one asked, and that it’s week fucking three, Sherman Oaks’ finest continued to remind her peers she was from somewhere people are usually gentrified out of living in.
Study Abroad With ISIS Going Poorly
“When I rushed ISIS last year, I was promised a fun semester abroad in the desert with a tight-knit community of like-minded individuals.”
Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s
With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.
Berkeley Consulting Club Founded To Consult Other Berkeley Consulting Clubs
Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.