Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
Canceled! Beto Caught Skating With Eric Sparrow
What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?
Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?
We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Sexiled Roommate Commanded By God To Lead Israelites Out of Bondage
Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”
“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”
College Students Choose Passover As Next Big Drinking Holiday
“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”
Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”
Without further ado, a masterpiece!









