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Posted on April 5, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Every Person In Your PoliSci Discussion, Ranked In Order Of How Likely They Are To Cry During Sex

Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic

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Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum

“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes

April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Canceled! Beto Caught Skating With Eric Sparrow

What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study

Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?

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Posted on March 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!

Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.

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Posted on March 21, 2019December 2, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Sexiled Roommate Commanded By God To Lead Israelites Out of Bondage

Thus saith the Lord, hunty!

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Posted on March 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”

“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

College Students Choose Passover As Next Big Drinking Holiday

“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”

Without further ado, a masterpiece!

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