We hope these key points help when your parents inevitably look at you with horror in their eyes and an all-consuming sense of regret!
The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift Albums, Which Yes, I Can Still Listen To and Be Woke. Get Off My Back.
Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
UC Berkeley Turns All Libraries Into Coffee Shops
The change comes after local coffee shop Sacks turned so anti-talking and anti-human interaction that Doe library started to sound like Pratt & Whitney F100 Turbofan jet engine in comparison.
32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal
We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.
If Wrestlers Went To Cal
In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
Every Person In Your PoliSci Discussion, Ranked In Order Of How Likely They Are To Cry During Sex
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?