The 1st of May always means one thing: Finals Season has begun. Dead Week and Finals Week are right around the corner and students are …
10 Ways To Justify Your 13 Section Absences In Your Course Taught Exclusively In Socratic Seminar
Fear not, we’ve come up with 10 unique ways to convey your 14% attendance rate to your GSI, Marvin.
I Didn’t Find Housing In Time, So Now I Live In The Cartoon Depression Hole From The Abilify Commercial
But also, I’m like, leaving for study abroad in the fall so if someone wants to take over my lease that would be chill. DM for details.
10 Things You Can Finally Do Now That You’ve Been Disqualified from the ASUC Senate
Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!
If You Do Not Fill Out Your Course Evaluation, I Will Unilaterally Wage Jihad (By Your Professor)
I realize that my implicit association of the concept of jihad with the acts of political violence I will definitely inflict on you if you don’t fill out your course evaluation has the ultimate effect of fostering links between Islam and terrorism. As you have guessed, I don’t care, because I am Islamophobic.
10 Songs You NEED To Play At Your Spring Date Party
We guarantee that no matter who’s throwing the party or who you’re there with, these 10 songs will electrify the party like nothing else.
Berkeley Co-op Member Explains Benefits Of Veganism Between Snorts Of Cocaine
Here the conversation took a pause as the local champion of animal rights started gumming the remainder of a drug for which there is an average of six human deaths per kilo sold.
This Quiz Will Tell You Which Berkeley Campus Building You’re Most Like, But Be Careful, Because If You Get Dwinelle, The DPRK Will Automatically Launch A Hwasong-15 Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile Towards The Sea Of Japan
A decisive move that has the potential to irreparably alter relations Korean Peninsula for the foreseeable future.
What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella
It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.
14 Things That Would Definitely Happen To Berkeley In The Case Of A Bay Area Earthquake
Wealth and Poverty will still require you to attend lecture and use iClickers.