20 Superb Events That Could Be Real Now That They Got That $6 Referendum Money!

To congratulate ASUC Superb on the increased funding they’ll be receiving, we aggregated a list of possible events for the group to share with all the extra money.

20.) ASUC Superb presents: Unsolicited GBC Diarrhea

19.) ASUC Superb presents: Six one-dollar referenda instead of one, six-dollar referendum!

18.) ASUC Superb presents: Caucasian Men With Shoulder Length Hair Feat. American Spirits

17.) ASUC Superb presents: Dozens of Doc Martens tapping loud as hell in Barrows 60

16.) ASUC Superb presents: Lexapro and Caffe Strada

15.) ASUC Superb presents: The Three Political Science GSIs That Are Weirdly Libertarian!

14.) ASUC Superb presents: General Apathy Except To Hype Their Own Events

13.) ASUC Superb presents: ~~~~~~~Black Windbreakers~~~~~~~~~~

12.) ASUC Superb presents: HELL YEAH! Citizen x Cupcakke

11.) ASUC Superb presents: Grimes lip syncing T.L.C.’s “No Scrubs”

10.) ASUC Superb presents: Clark Kerr Students v. Reality (Part One)

9.) ASUC Superb presents: Clark Kerr Students v. Wealthy Coastal Suburbs (Part 2)

8.) ASUC Superb presents: Borat x A Socratic Seminar On Why It’s Deeply Problematic

7.) ASUC Superb presents: Ariana Grande x White Guilt

6.) ASUC Superb presents: Footage Of Paint Drying – With Girlpool, LIVE!

5.) ASUC Superb presents: The ASUC Livestream

4.) ASUC Superb presents: Make Your Own Hangover Rebound Meal x Taco Bell Cantina

3.) ASUC Superb presents: Urban Outfitters Clothes With Marginal Stains

2.) ASUC Superb presents: Mid-90’s Graphic Tees

1.) ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb

Okay everyone! hopefully superb will continue doing awesome work putting on events such as this!