My friends and family may describe me as a “satire writer,” but this time, I’m being completely serious: what the fuck is a coffee chat? …
SUPERB Updates Crowd Control Measures by Promising That All Future Performances Will Only Feature Nickelback
BERKELEY, Calif.— Following a severe failure at crowd control during their Soulja Boy concert last Friday, ASUC SUPERB has promised to update their crowd control …
Former ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Pursues Podcast Career with Ben Shapiro
ASUC Senator Milton Zerman resigned from the ASUC at their last senate meeting, February 19th, 2020. While his resignation will not be made official until …
ASUC-Inspired Drinking Game: Get Drunk and be Politically Aware
Drink a beer for every person that covers the livestream camera by sitting in front of it and showing their buttcrack.
Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?
I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?
10 Things You Can Finally Do Now That You’ve Been Disqualified from the ASUC Senate
Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!
20 Superb Events That Could Be Real Now That They Got That $6 Referendum Money!
ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb
Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
