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Posted on January 29, 2023January 30, 2023 by: The Free Peach

SUPERB Updates Crowd Control Measures by Promising That All Future Performances Will Only Feature Nickelback

BERKELEY, Calif.— Following a severe failure at crowd control during their Soulja Boy concert last Friday, ASUC SUPERB has promised to update their crowd control …

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Posted on April 10, 2021October 7, 2021 by: jokimg

ASUC Election Results Leaked

BERKELEY, Calif. – After months of prospective ASUC* runners campaigning and simply being annoying as fuck, John Doe from the ASUC* Elections Council has leaked …

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Posted on February 27, 2020October 7, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Former ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Pursues Podcast Career with Ben Shapiro

 ASUC Senator Milton Zerman resigned from the ASUC at their last senate meeting, February 19th, 2020. While his resignation will not be made official until …

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Posted on October 24, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniella Rosen

ASUC-Inspired Drinking Game: Get Drunk and be Politically Aware

Drink a beer for every person that covers the livestream camera by sitting in front of it and showing their buttcrack.

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Posted on May 3, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?

I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?

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Posted on May 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

10 Things You Can Finally Do Now That You’ve Been Disqualified from the ASUC Senate

Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!

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Posted on April 16, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

20 Superb Events That Could Be Real Now That They Got That $6 Referendum Money!

ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb

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Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum

“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Poor Bastard! Student Action Candidate Has No Idea He’s the Doomed One

Sad, but familiar.

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Posted on March 5, 2019March 5, 2019 by: The Free Peach

41 Facts About The ASUC

Wow! So many facts about the ASUC.

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