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Month: March 2019

Posted on March 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!

Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.

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Posted on March 21, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Which Spring Breaker Are You?

In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.

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Posted on March 21, 2019December 2, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Sexiled Roommate Commanded By God To Lead Israelites Out of Bondage

Thus saith the Lord, hunty!

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Posted on March 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I’m Better Than You Because I Drink Black Coffee

Frappuccinos are the Chris Christie of politics.

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Posted on March 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”

“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

College Students Choose Passover As Next Big Drinking Holiday

“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”

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Posted on March 19, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Heartwarming: J.K. Rowling Reveals That Hagrid Is Pro-Palestine

Potterheads rejoice! J.K. Rowling revealed in a Twitter thread last night that Hagrid, the beloved groundskeeper of Hogwarts in the globally-acclaimed Harry Potter series, is pro-Palestine.

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”

Without further ado, a masterpiece!

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Poor Bastard! Student Action Candidate Has No Idea He’s the Doomed One

Sad, but familiar.

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Posted on March 15, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Epsilon Eta Hazing, Revealed!

What really goes on at Epsilon Eta hazing events?

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