“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”
But the FBI recently released a report detailing what anyone could learn from literally a single episode of Gossip Girl: some people don’t earn their way to the top.
After her parents spent half a million dollars to buy her a spot at USC, it’s important to make her application transparent!
Cafe Definitely, I Ran the Numbers
I’d be totally down to tell you where to go for spring break, but I need you to help me out of this tiny, dirty hole. Sound good?
The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.
Because climate change isn’t real, right?
Is anyone else freaking out about this?
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If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.