The Free Peach

The new Haas cafe name has quite the ring to it, but it makes you think, is it accurate for being located in the business school?

1. Cafe Know
2. Cafe Certain
3. Cafe Yep I’m Positive
4. Cafe Definitely, I Ran the Numbers
5. Cafe Redundant
6. Cafe Buzzword
7. Cafe Nobody Cares About Business Degrees After College
8. Cafe I Think I’m Better Than You
9. Cafe Vést
10. Cafe Slidedeck
11. Cafe Superday
12. Cafe Business Casual
13. Cafe Infosession
14. Cafe Bankr
15. Cafe I Thought I was Smart in High School but Then Studied Business
16. Cafe Over Price and Underdeliver
17. Cafe I Want to Make A Metric Fuck Ton of Money and That’s It
18. Cafe Color Between the Lines
19. Cafe Shapes and Colors
20. Cafe 2+2=4
21. Cafe Networking
22. Cafe I Was an Athlete
23. Cafe I’ll Handle the Business Side
24. Cafe Are You Interested in Consulting
25. Cafe I KnOw HoW to uSe PowErPoiNt
26. Cafe I Got As in Math 16 Series
27. Cafe No Critical Thinking
28. Cafe Don’t Think
29. Cafe Don’t Even Think About Thinking
30. Cafe Thought
31. Cafe Thinkaroony
32. Cafe Thinkadinkadoo
33. Cafe Remember
34. Cafe Forget
35. Cafe Forget to Remember
36. Cafe Cafe
37. Cafe Disco
38. Caffe We Bought Strada

Wow, that’s a lot of new names.