Fear not, we’ve come up with 10 unique ways to convey your 14% attendance rate to your GSI, Marvin.
But also, I’m like, leaving for study abroad in the fall so if someone wants to take over my lease that would be chill. DM for details.
Kelsey knew she wanted to do something to show she cared. “I had all these photos from my family vacation to France last summer, have I told you about that? It was such a good trip, we went to Paris, I ate so much food!”
Yet, there is already a central takeaway. Democracy functions best when built upon the broad shoulders of bureaucratic technicalities.
I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”
What really goes on at Epsilon Eta hazing events?
“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”