“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”
Cal Sorority Girls Rush to Contract Norovirus in Time for Coachella
Go forth and enjoy, Bears! Use our promo codes HITMYJUUL and MAKEOUTWITHASTRANGER for a Norovirus discount this spring!
The Bachelor Finale Drinking Game
Side effects may include but are not limited to: blacking out and alcohol poisoning.
23 Places Your Humanities GSI Will Be Holding Office Hours This Semester Because The School Didn’t Give Them A Proper Office, Silly
Wherever your Humanities GSI’s office may be, it doesn’t really matter because we all know you won’t be going to office hours anyway!
Opinion: It’s Technically Only ‘Shackles and Champagne’ if They’re From the Champagne Region of France. Otherwise, You Have to Call Them Sparkling Wine and Zip Ties.
top being posers and drink some $2 prosecco, you cretins, while I spray myself with Dom, handcuff a chick with real, police grade cuffs, and bask in the glorious French sun.
18 Things The Person Who Got Up In The Middle of Your Discussion Section is Actually Doing
Getting their tennis racquet restrung.
Cut DKE Some Slack. I Fucked A Goat and it Wasn’t That Bad (by George Clooney)
And it is due to that experience that I can no longer sit idly by as brothers of the Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity are stigmatized for their alleged goat-based paraphilia.