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Month: April 2019

Posted on April 26, 2019 by: The Free Peach

10 Songs You NEED To Play At Your Spring Date Party

We guarantee that no matter who’s throwing the party or who you’re there with, these 10 songs will electrify the party like nothing else.

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Posted on April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 by: The Free Peach

What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

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Posted on April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Celebrities Who Inexplicably Look Exactly Alike?

Donald Glover and Childish Gambino!?!!?!?!

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Posted on April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Girl Who Went to Paris That One Time Personally Affected by the Burning of Notre Dame

Kelsey knew she wanted to do something to show she cared. “I had all these photos from my family vacation to France last summer, have I told you about that? It was such a good trip, we went to Paris, I ate so much food!”

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Posted on April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Berkeley Co-op Member Explains Benefits Of Veganism Between Snorts Of Cocaine

Here the conversation took a pause as the local champion of animal rights started gumming the remainder of a drug for which there is an average of six human deaths per kilo sold.

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Posted on April 22, 2019 by: The Free Peach

This Quiz Will Tell You Which Berkeley Campus Building You’re Most Like, But Be Careful, Because If You Get Dwinelle, The DPRK Will Automatically Launch A Hwasong-15 Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile Towards The Sea Of Japan

A decisive move that has the potential to irreparably alter relations Korean Peninsula for the foreseeable future.

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Posted on April 20, 2019 by: The Free Peach

What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella

It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.

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Posted on April 19, 2019 by: The Free Peach

14 Things That Would Definitely Happen To Berkeley In The Case Of A Bay Area Earthquake

Wealth and Poverty will still require you to attend lecture and use iClickers.

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Posted on April 18, 2019April 18, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Are You “Feeling the Bern” Or Do You Just Have a UTI?

Could the source of this strong, visceral feeling inside possibly be caused by your deep support of Bernie Sanders, the socialist star of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, or do you have a semi-serious medical condition?

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Posted on April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 by: The Free Peach

In Another Massive Overreaction, the ASUC Judicial Council Decides To Publicly Execute Carol Christ Over A Parking Ticket

Yet, there is already a central takeaway. Democracy functions best when built upon the broad shoulders of bureaucratic technicalities.

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