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Month: April 2019

Posted on April 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Report: Arnold’s Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem

His head literally turns to ice and it’s not cute.

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Posted on April 11, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Is He Tall, Or Is He Actually Two Robert Reichs Stacked On Top Of One Another In A Trenchcoat?

Let’s find out together.

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Posted on April 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!

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Posted on April 8, 2019 by: The Free Peach

32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal

We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.

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Posted on April 8, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Should I Go To Lecture? (by you)

I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.

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Posted on April 8, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

If Wrestlers Went To Cal

In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.

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Posted on April 5, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Every Person In Your PoliSci Discussion, Ranked In Order Of How Likely They Are To Cry During Sex

Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic

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Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum

“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes

April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Canceled! Beto Caught Skating With Eric Sparrow

What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?

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