Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Sexiled Roommate Commanded By God To Lead Israelites Out of Bondage
Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”
“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”
College Students Choose Passover As Next Big Drinking Holiday
“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”
Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”
Without further ado, a masterpiece!
Newly #Woke Cal Freshman Has 18 Years Of White Guilt To Catch Up On
“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”
Spaghetti Is The Worst Noodle And This Is Why (by Cal Dining)
The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.









