ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb
Here are 6 wonderful ways to take advantage of the beautiful, sunny weather now that it’s finally spri— oh, fuck.
Swan Lake, Act 3. No. 16 Ballabile: Dance of the Corps de Ballet and the Dwarves: Moderato assai, Allegro vivo.
We hope these key points help when your parents inevitably look at you with horror in their eyes and an all-consuming sense of regret!
Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
The change comes after local coffee shop Sacks turned so anti-talking and anti-human interaction that Doe library started to sound like Pratt & Whitney F100 Turbofan jet engine in comparison.
We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.
In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”