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Month: September 2025

Posted on September 25, 2025 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Announces Exciting 150+ Community Member Giveaway!

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a long-awaited team-up between two all-star administrations, UC Berkeley has officially announced the beginning of their collaboration with the federal government …

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Posted on September 22, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

Stanford Medical School Loses Key Funding After Grad Student Fucks up Brussels Conference

STANFORD, Calif. — Stanford University School of Medicine’s recent $55 million dollar donation is in jeopardy following gross misconduct of a graduate student at the …

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Posted on September 16, 2025 by: Anna Galler

Project Partner Sends When2Meet to Decide When to Send the When2Meet

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a thrilling display of productivity fit for an unpaid internship at Tesla, sophomore Nein Tofive sent his unsuspecting CS project partner …

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Posted on September 8, 2025 by: Veronica Chen

BREAKING: Monday Class to Start with Midterm

BERKELEY, Calif. – Due to totally foreseeable and controllable circumstances, many Monday classes are accommodating the two weeks worth of missed classes by having students …

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