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Month: May 2025

Posted on May 14, 2025 by: Jackie Greene

Graduating Rausser Student Tosses Out Confetti Alongside All Principles

BERKELEY, Calif. — After four hard years of studying the environment and why it is important to protect, graduating Rausser student Talullah Messmacher commemorated her …

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Posted on May 8, 2025 by: Jackie Greene

Pope Leo XIV to Install St. Peter’s Basilica’s First McDonald’s

VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo XIV made his debut as the world’s first American pope, promising to demonstrate his dedication to the Catholic faith as …

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Posted on May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

‘I Don’t Think the P-Value Is Significant at All,’ Says Stat 20 Student Drenched in Urine

BERKELEY, Calif.– At a recent Stat 20 final exam review session, freshman Bahd Kydnee enthusiastically answered “no” to a GSI’s question about whether the p-value …

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Posted on May 2, 2025 by: Audrey Ryder

Locked in? Hardworking Student Still Stuck in Moffitt

BERKELEY, Calif – Since the closure of Moffitt (fan-favorite yapping spot and alleged “library”), students around campus have been forced to procrastinate literally everywhere elsewhere. …

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