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Posted on October 14, 2022 by: tomwickline

‘Astrology is Bullshit,’ Muses Student Who Believes in Purely Theoretical Economic Models

“The whole idea of astrology is stupid,” Madoff mused. “It tries to predict the actions and preferences of infinitely complex people using information that has little to no evidence of accurately reflecting the world we live in! Thanks, but no thanks – I’ll stick to the real science: classical economics.”

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Posted on February 8, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

Astrology Added to Side of VLSB

BERKELEY, Calif. — The University of California has decided that, alongside chemistry, biology, and, unsurprisingly, biochemistry, the Valley Life Sciences Building (VLSB) should have a …

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Posted on December 4, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

5 Signs You’re a Virgo

Being a Berkeley student involves many rites of passage— skipping GBO after the third day, your republican uncle murmuring something about you wasting your education …

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Posted on October 19, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Mid-October Horoscopes

Yo party people, it’s mid October and you know what that means!! The stars have been gossiping and The Free Peach has the inside scoop.

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Posted on October 4, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

5 Ways to Recover from a Drunk Text

So you woke up this morning, refreshed and ready for a new dawn, only to find that you texted your crush “Come find me, big boy” at 2 am…with no response.

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Posted on October 4, 2019October 7, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

The Star Signs as Spoons

Astrology? More like astrolog-eats, am I right? Ha ha. What spoon are you, based on the day of your birth?? Only the stars—and this Free …

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Posted on September 27, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Your Weekend Horoscope

Mercury is in flavortown and you know what that means… The Free Peach does horoscopes now! You’re welcome. Scroll for your weekend horoscope!

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