BERKELEY, Calif. — Sophomore Mark Wright was immediately quarantined this morning following reports that he praised Evans Hall’s appearance. The architecture major was overheard loudly admiring the building’s exterior, exclaiming that its gray tones formed a beautiful ombré that were inspiring him to draw. Luckily, a medical professional nearby quickly diagnosed him with COVID-19 due to his obvious lack of taste, allowing Mark to self-isolate before potentially spreading the disease and his opinions.
Student Claiming Evans Hall Is Beautiful Diagnosed With Covid Due to Lack of Taste
