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Posted on April 16, 2021May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Student Claiming Evans Hall Is Beautiful Diagnosed With Covid Due to Lack of Taste

Sophomore Mark Wright was immediately quarantined this morning following reports that he praised Evans Hall’s appearance.

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