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Month: March 2024

Posted on March 6, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

New Mitski Appreciation Club Just the Saddest Gay People You Know

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following the success of UC Berkeley’s Taylor Swift Appreciation Club, a group of the absolute most depressed, melancholy queer people on campus …

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Berkeley Reverses Email Policy After Realizing They Need It to Solicit Donations

BERKELEY, Calif.– UC Berkeley administrative staff shocked hopeless undergraduates this afternoon by walking back their alumni email cancellation. Defending the decision, Berkeley spokesperson Janet Gilmore …

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