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Posted on September 9, 2024August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Too Far? Chronic Baby-Talker Refers to Chernobyl as “Chernobies”

BERKELEY, Calif.- Late Saturday night, official news publications were alerted by the UC Berkeley’s Top Secret BINKIE (Berkeley Institute of Neuro-linguistic Kinesic Infant Emulation) Research …

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