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Posted on December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

Report: Dead Week Fling Not Helping Anybody

BERKELEY, Calif. — Troubled waters lie ahead for ambitious sophomores Kent Fokus and Anita Studdy, whose now 82-hour-old fling began this past Sunday night.  “I …

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