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Posted on February 13, 2026 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

President Trump on Heated Rivalry: “Frankly, it’s Very Big”

WASHINGTON, D.C.– After a stressful day of prompting AI to make racist videos for social media, Epstein associate Donald Trump held a brief press conference …

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Posted on January 21, 2026January 21, 2026 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

Yes, Everyone Saw You Watching Heated Rivalry Edits on the First Day of Lecture

DWINELLE 150, Calif.- Look, while syllabus week can at times feel repetitive and boring, it doesn’t mean I can’t see you watching fullscreen fan edits …

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