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Posted on March 10, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

Idiot Senior Still Hasn’t Memorized Student ID

BERKELEY, Calif. – Despite having attended the University of California, Berkeley, since August 2021, senior and certified dumbass Noah Member has failed to do the …

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