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Posted on February 20, 2024March 15, 2024 by: amychakladar

Opinion: Increase Berkeley Time to 15 Minutes Because I’m Really Out of Shape

BERKELEY, Calif. – In this revolutionary opinion piece, I am officially calling for the university to increase Berkeley time from ten to fifteen minutes. The …

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